20SB blogger Sexy male? .. wait.. what?

So a funny thing happened to me today, I’m sitting here minding my own business like I do (to me this means playing on my Xbox - yes i’m that cool guy who does that to unwind) when I get that buzzing feeling in my pocket, now I get that feeling a lot. It’s not a random part of my body going crazy but my iPhone letting me know I’ve got yet another tweet (I’m popular what can I say?) This time its the always welcome words of Phampants. I met Phampants on the internet about 2 years ago when we took part in the same Youtube project called VEDA and have kinda stayed in touch since along with many of the others from it. Now today Pham’s tweet said something… well something odd.


“  Congrats on being nominated the sexiest male blogger
on 
I’m sorry? Did I just read that right, as my response him shot back a simple “lol what?” Though low and behold the man wasn’t lying. Some of the 19,000 members of the ever fantastic 20 something blogger’s had taken their time out of their day to suggest I’m nominated for SEXIEST MALE BLOGGER … I’m not going to lie to you guys here, the words “Sexiest” and “male” haven’t really been put together very many times over my 25 years (almost 26 now) on this earth.
OK, so this put me in a place as it means a great deal (with any luck) of new people will be looking on my site to see who I am and what I do, what I talk about and all that jazz and what will they find? Well my last post was written at about 5am one morning when I couldn’t sleep and is frankly, well shite. So my first task was despite having 30min to write a post before I had to go out, which as I’m sure you can tell I’m doing now. (filled with spelling mistakes and bad grammar no doubt). The second task I have to do is make the people who don’t know me fall in love with me so I can win, now while I said I don’t get called sexy a great deal I still want to win it (mainly so I can be smug) as frankly I would be massively thankful to everyone who votes for me… also you’d make me blush and i’m sure that would be fun to see.
So there you go then, a almost 26 year old scruffy male from Liverpool England
nominated for Sexist male blogger who would have thought it… Thank you.
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I’ve just been messaged to tell me that I am also nominated for a second award BEST OVERALL MALE - GEEZUSS guys I don’t know what I deserve for that being that as blogging goes I’m rather rubbish and forgetful on the writing of them part BUT I am MASSIVELY thankful for the votes… and even more if I win. ;)
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Now then if you want to Vote I really should point out how you do it shouldn’t I.
1) Be a memember of 20SB ( www.20sb.net )
2) Go to this voting page by clicking here: 20SBvoting
3) Find the categories that I’m in (also vote for others if you know them!)
4) Vote for me in those groups.
5) get a hug from me if I win.

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Damn Santa. Why so creepy?

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Brain fart intro & Dutchface’s American trip.

{This is a post from my blog which can be found by clicking HERE}

So the picture above me looking blank and expressionless at my laptop really does fully represent me over the last few months now doesn’t it? - well other than the fact that my hair is a fair bit shorter and I have a pair of sweet arse new Ray-Ban thick rimmed glasses that make me look like a tubby less clean cut version of Clark Kent. What was I talking about? … OH i’ve been missing from writing blogs for a while, in fact i’ve been missing from making videos *cough* here *cough* and most other writing (that I do, you just never see) so other than Twitter *Cough* here *cough* I’ve been a bit of a rubbish child of the internet.


While thinking of ways to blog more, which after all was the reason I spent the £30 on this blasted domain name, I figured that having a topic each time to blog would help. Oddly enough the thing I talk about most on here is the fact that I don’t come on here enough and write. (which I’ve been told I CAN’T have as my blogging topic) So until I think of a more impressive plan to talk to you about we’re just going to leave that little hobby hanging on the wall (next to my Ukulele which I can’t even tune) for the time being.


Where things stand on my videos - I have a idea for a new vlog written down and being kept safely on my iPhone BUT sadly I can’t commit it to film at this moment due to my Camera being broken. For you Camera people out there I own a Canon 500D and every time I attempt to take a photo or record a video I get the wonderfulness of the Err20 screen. (which when I take it back to the shop works fine which means they can do bugger all - annoying!)
OK this is the big news, the big big (expensive) BIG news… this morning at around 10.35am I spotted a Tweet sitting looking at me telling me that I should “…go to!” and very unlike me I started clicking the next button, filling in my details, clicking the next button, filling in my YouTube info and then… that was it. Ladies and Gentlemen … Ldutch WILL be at VidCon! (holds for applause)


OK, OK it might not be as big news as Weezy waiter or CTFxC … but hell I have 115 subscribers and I’m coming to see you all (well the ones that will be at Vidcon anyway) ….. NOW before we get to far ahead of ourselves there happens to be a problem. I have the $57 ($90) for the two day ticket to go in, what I don’t have is the (what is looking like) the £750+ needed to fly to the city of angles. Where i’m going with this is I need your help how would everyone I know feel about paying me £150 to sleep with them ……. HA Kidding, I want nothing from you. I’m going to be there… I’m going to have fun with my WeVlogWeBlog friends and it’s going to be great.

So if you know me right this second and can touch me I want you to understand i’m not going to be any fun for three months while I save “like FUCKING mad” to have the funds to go…and it will be magical. Until then. I’m thinking of using my blog to go over the week of news in kind of a fun way … I dunno yet I feel this might be interesting. (and totally not stolen from @PhillyD in any way shape or form…. promise.)

Until the next time. Love your faces

Dutchface

defranco:

lol
So this morning I found a Rose, just sitting on my window. The sun was hitting it perfect so I snapped a little picture. I just wanted to share it with you guys. Hope you like

Also I have more pictures on www.flickr.com/dutchface .. You know just got to plug myself now and again.

So this morning I found a Rose, just sitting on my window. The sun was hitting it perfect so I snapped a little picture. I just wanted to share it with you guys. Hope you like

Also I have more pictures on www.flickr.com/dutchface .. You know just got to plug myself now and again.

I just love this ….

“i’ll mix you any type of paint….. as long as i’ve heard of it.”

This is the steak, chips and salad I ate for lunch…. 21 day hung Rare British sirloin steak. Two words: FUCK, yes.   Thanks The Ship Inn!

This is the steak, chips and salad I ate for lunch…. 21 day hung Rare British sirloin steak. Two words: FUCK, yes. Thanks The Ship Inn!

It’s 8am … Why am I awake!? Why? Why!? Go to sleep, now. Stop being awake on a Saturday morning at 8.05am! Stop it right now

It’s 8am … Why am I awake!? Why? Why!? Go to sleep, now. Stop being awake on a Saturday morning at 8.05am! Stop it right now